April: The Month of Gourmet Ketchup

Sir Kensington: The Man Behind the KetchupGreetings ladies and gentlemen,

The time has finally come for the public at large to enjoy the fruits of Sir Kensington’s labor! Scott and I will be hosting the first and final Sir Kensington’s Gourmet Scooping Ketchup party in downtown Providence at the end of April, so all who are in the area are most graciously invited to attend (more details below). Space at the party is limited, so if you’re interesting in attending we recommend you pre-order your tickets as soon as possible. Those who are not around can still participate in this fantastical adventure of ours by purchasing some of our delicious ketchup online.

All the details of the ketchup can be found on our website, SirKensingtons.com, but in brief our ketchup is 100% organic and natural, containing only the finest honeys and nectars as sweeteners and organic roma tomatoes as the ketchup base. We offer two flavors, Classic and Spiced, both of which will forever change the way you think about ketchup.

Below you will find the invitation to the party as well as your detailed purchase options. We believe the prices are quite fair, and in fact Sir Kensington would cane us vigorously if he caught wind of the package deals we’re offering! All orders can be placed securely online through PayPal using any major credit or debit card (you do NOT need a PayPal account to order online), or with me and Scott in person. Do enjoy this wonderful month of gourmet ketchup, and we hope to see you soon!

Sir Kensington's Gourmet Scooping Ketchup

Sir Kensington's Gourmet Scooping Ketchup


Mark posted this on April 6, 2008 and is filed under Manningham's Jabs.

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